Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Meatballs
In memoriam Bruno
Bruno
Obviously you have to feel for the Guinea Pig, but in the general scheme of things Bruno’s crimes weren’t particularly heinous. Unfortunately for Bruno however, the powers that be decided to get a load of hunters to track him down, and they’ve shot him. With bullets. The first thing that springs to mind is the question “why didn’t they tranquilise him and move him to a rodent-free zone?”, but unfortunately the German authorities decided death was the answer.
So what have we learnt? If you’re a bear, in Germany, don’t kill Guinea Pigs and eat bee hives, or they’ll shoot you. Schwinehunds.
Oh, and the second lesson we’ve learnt is if you want to get rid of a pesky, furry rodent, get a bear.
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Spoons
Everyone looks like Pete in the back of a spoon
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Question or nominate?
I've already left my first question in the box, namely 'What is the capital of Peru?' (I thought I'd start them off with an easy one), but I'm moving it up a notch from here on in. A few of the questions I've already thought of are:
- How many roads must a man walk down?
- Are white socks ever excusable?
- If Billy has 2 plums and a banana, and Wendy has a cherry, and Billy gives Wendy his banana, what has Wendy got?
- Who would win in a fight - Superman or He-Man?
I'm looking forward to seeing what answers they come up with for those. In case you're not sure of the answers, they are as follows:
- 42
- Hell no
- Crabs
- He-Man obviously. He's got Battlecat and a fucking huge sword
He-Man and Battlecat - rock hard!
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Holes
Firstly, we can all agree that you can't fill a physical space with holes, that's just common sense. However, I'm thinking antiholes. Antiholes, being the opposite of holes, would logically take up a physical space.
In order to make antiholes I propose accelerating normal holes to colossal speeds and then have them collide with each other - this would create antiholes. If we can ascertain how much volume the antiholes created by a standard sized hole (for example a hole five inches across and five inches deep) have, and we knew the volume of the Albert Hall, we could logically sumise the number of holes needed to fill the Albert Hall.
Go on, tell me I'm wrong.
Monday, June 12, 2006
Art isn't dull
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