13 weeks of living hell (Part two)

I decided to watch the opening night so I could give you my opinion on the housemates:

• Bonnie – Chav retard, ya get me?
• Pete – Has Tourettes.
• George – Posh cúnt, who kills foxes with dogs for fun.
• Shahbaz – Camp Scottish 80’s throwback.
• Lea – Plastic slút.
• Imogen – Hmmm, looks quite nice actually. Welsh.
• Mikey – Arrogant, Scouse, sexist fuckwit.
• Dawn – Miserable Brummie cow.
• Glyn – Weird, puny lifeguard with delusions of grandeur. Welsh.
• Richard – Big gay Al except more camp. Cúnt.
• Grace – Posh, spoilt, naïve, cute.
• Lisa – Gobby, Manc, proper fúcking annoying. About as far from ‘mint’ as you can get.
• Sezer – Waaaaaaaaaaanker. Recognise.
• Nikki – Gold digging, vacuous slut. I’d shag her, but only after I’d hid my wallet. Will be the first to get her títs out.
  
  The things I do for this blog, I just watched an hour of this shit. I’ve never been so bored (except when I watched Titanic, but at least that had a happy ending (if you haven’t seen it the big boat sinks and Leo gets a lungful of water)).
  
  So to summarise, a couple of fit birds who look a million times better than the plastic slút who’s spent £35K on tits and lips, a load of arrogant posh tossers and a bloke with Tourettes. Oh, and some people who are Welsh.
  
  I pledge, here and now, not to watch a minute more of this arse.