Obscure post alert (just to make a change!) - I'm just trying to work out why you can't have an operation to remove whatever it is in your nose that generates snot. I mean. In this day and age you can have your eyes fixed with lasers (the lasers in Star Trek can't do that I bet), you can fake a moon landing (hell, the Yanks did that in 1969) and you can buy pens that are also clocks, so surely you can remove a couple of totally useless things in someone' nose?
Just think about this for a second. No more runny noses, no sneezing over strangers on the tube, no more having to discreetly wipe bogeys on the underside of chairs, it'd be brilliant. I even have a plan to keep Kleenex in business - it's called the Holly Valance channel.
Something else I've just thought of - why do pilots refer to enemey fighters as 'bogeys'? The only thing I can think of is that years ago a pilot sneezed on his radar and thought the bogeys on the screen were planes. Well go on then, YOU come up with a better suggestion.
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gah! I'd rather have a company introduce brain surgery to zap out the part of our brain that gets so anal about itsy bitsy bodily fluid outcomes.
Imagine no more panic attacks wondering if a booger is peeping out to say hello. And people might actually say "God bless you" and mean it instead of wishing you to drop dead when you accidentally sneeze on them.
It can actually be the first step to world peace! :)
LOL @ radar bogeys..
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