According to the Metro today Chavs have taken to wearing the price labels on clothes they wear. Apparently, it serves a number of purposes, although there is a slight flaw in the chavvy logic – see if you can spot it.
Apparently, the first purpose of wearing a large cardboard tag on a bit of string is so that people can see how much your Reebok tracksuit and baseball cap cost, and the second is so that it looks like you nicked it.
Actually there are two flaws. Firstly, is anyone really going to be impressed you can afford a pair of £20 tracky bottoms, and secondly, if it’s supposed to make it look like you stole the stuff in the first place, surely it doesn’t matter how much they cost if you want people to think you can’t afford it anyway.
I’m really hoping that loads of Chavs gets arrested for shoplifting in Bluewater as they walk around with price labels on their clothes. If I see it happen, I’ll video it and post it on Youtube.
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