Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Bash for cash

You may have seen in the news recently that shortly Channel Four will be having what it refers to as 'wank week'. As part of 'wank week', Channel Four will be televising a group masturbation session which is being held in London for charity.

Basically this event involves lots of people turning up at a hall, making a small donation for charity, and maybe going for the endurance world record (currently somewhere in the region of eight and a half hours).

There are to be three rooms according to one report I read, one for men, one for ladies, and a unisex room. So that'll be one room full of ladies, and two rooms full of blokes then.

It's the cleaners I feel sorry for. "Brenda! We need more mops!"

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